Capo: Fret 2
Intro G G..
G
without that '57 cadillac
C
and that mini mansion in a cul-de-sac
D
that 15 gallon stetson hat
D G
that you wear all the time
G
and those real expensive rounds of golf
C
this diamond you're still payin' off
D
just know as soon as you get caught
D G
they'll all be good as mine
Chorus
C
and i called that lawyer up in dallas
G
the one who's livin' in that palace
D
so i know he's good at winnin'
G
if you think there's somethin'
G7
that you're missin'
C
and you start steppin' out
G
only one thing can console me
D
if you're gonna leave me in san antone
D G
remember the alimo..ny..
G
if you like livin' at your mama's house
C
and drinkin' milwaukee's best
on a hand me down couch
D
you're gonna love how this all works out
D G
cause it all works out for me
G
what's mine is mine
and what's yours is mine
C
so go on baby have a real good time
D
i'll be countin' the dollars
you'll be rollin' the dice
D G
freedom don't come free
Chorus
C
cause i called that lawyer up in dallas
G
the one who's livin' in that palace
D
so i know he's good at winnin'
G
if you think there's somethin'
G7
that you're missin'
C
and you start steppin' out
G
only one thing can console me
D
if you're gonna leave me in san antone
D G (C)
remember the alimo..ny..
Int. C G D G..
Chorus
C
for richer not for poorer
G
well, consider this your spoiler
D
if you think you can't afford her
G G7
well, you can't afford me too..
C
so if you start steppin' out
G
only one thing can console me
D
if you're gonna leave me in san antone
D G
well, remember the alimo..ny..
D
you ain't gonna have a row to hoe
D
go on and do your dog and pony show
D
if you're gonna be a dumbass honey
D G
i hope you remember the alimo..ny..
