Chord Eminem - Houdini Kunci Gitar

Skit: Paul Rosenberg
hey, em, it's paul
hh, i was listening to the album
good fucking luck, you're on your own

Em               Am
 guess who's back, back again?
B            Em
 shady's back, tell a friend
Em               Am
 guess who's back, back again?
B            Em
 shady's back, tell a friend

Em               Am
 guess who's back, back again?
B            Em
 shady's back, tell a friend
Em
 guess who's back, guess who's back
Am
 guess who's back, guess who's back
B
 guess who's back, guess who's back
Em
 guess who's back

       Em        Am
(dadada da da da da da da)
     B          (Em)
(dadada da da da da)

     Em
well look what the stork brung (what?)
            Am
little baby devil with the forked tongue
                      B
and it's stickin' out yeah like a sore thumb
(bleah)
                Em
with a forehead that it grew horns from
still a white jerk

Em                                 Am
 pullin' up in a chrysler to the cypher
with the vic's, percs and a bud light shirt
B
lyrical technician an electrician
Em
 ya'll light work

                  Em
and i don't gotta play pretend
it's you i make believe
Am
and you know i'm here to stay cause me
B
if i was to ever take a leave
Em
it would be aspirin to break a feve

Em
if i was to ask for megan thee
Am
stallion if she would collab with me
B
would i really have a shot at a feat?
        B
i don't know but i'm glad to be back, like

Chorus
  Em        Am
 abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
 B                             Em
  i'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh
  Em        Am
 abra abracadabra (and for my last trick) 
 B                             Em
  just like that and i'm back, bro

    Em
now back in the days of old me
                        Am
(when) right around the time
i became a dope fiend
           B
ate some codeine, as a way of coping
          Em
taste of opiates, case of o.e

             Em
turned me into smiley face emoji
            Am
my shit may not be age appropriate
      B
but i will hit an eight year old in the face 
Em
with a participation trophy

             Em
cause i have zero doubts
                Am
that this whole world's 'bout
                  B
to turn into some girl scouts
                Em
that censorship bureau's out
(to shut me down)

        Em
so when i started this verse
                 Am
it did start off light hearted at first
                  B
but it feels like i'm targeted mind bogglin'
    B
how my profit has skyrocketed

          Em
look what i pocketed
                      Am
yeah the shit is just like
ya'll have been light joggin' and
     B
i've been running at full speed
               Em
and that's why i'm ahead like my noggin and

        Em
i'm the fight ya'll get in when you debate
        Am
who the best but ops i'm white chalkin' when
  B
i step up to that mic cock it then
       B
(oh my God, its him not again)

Chorus
  Em        Am
 abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
 B                             Em
  i'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh
  Em        Am
 abra abracadabra (and for my last trick) 
 B                             Em
  just like that and i'm back, bro

Em                           Am
 sometimes i wonder what the old me'd say
(if when)
B                             Em
 if he could see the way shit is today..
Em                           Am
 he'd probably say that everything is gay
(like happy)
B
 what's my name, what's my name..?

         Em
how many little kids still wanna act like me
Am
i'm a bigger prick than cacti be
    B
and that's why these
                      Em
words sting just like you were being
attacked by bees

       Em
in the coupe leaning back my seat
           Am
bumpin' r. kelly's favorite group
the black guy pee's
B
 in my air max 90's
      Em
white t's walkin' parental advisory

Em
 my transgender cat's siamese
 Am
identifies as black, but acts chinese
B
like a motherfuckin' hacky sack i treat
    Em
the whole world cause i got it at my feet

    Em
how can i explain to you
            Am
that even myself, i'm a danger to
                B
i hop on tracks like a kangaroo
              B
and say a few things or two to anger you
(but fuck that)

     Em
if i think that shit, i'ma say that shit
Am
cancel me what? ok that's it
    B
go ahead paul quit snake ass prick,
    Em
you male cross dresser, fake ass bitch

Em
 and i'll probably get shit for that
(watch)
    Am
but you can all suck my dick, in fact
     B
fuck them-fuck dre, fuck jimmy, fuck me,
     Em
fuck you
fuck my own kids they're brats
(fuck 'em)

Em
 they can screw off, them and you all,
Am
 you too paul, got two balls,
B                                      Em
 big as rupaul's, what you thought you saw
ain't what you saw

                         Em
cause you're never gonna see me
                                  Am
caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin'
never did happen
              B
like sherri papini, harry houdini,
           B
i vanish into thin air as i'm leaving like

Chorus
  Em        Am
 abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
 B                             Em
  i'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh  (like)
  Em        Am
 abra abracadabra (and for my last trick) 
 B                             Em
  just like that and i'm back, bro